Not What It Seemed…
Remember when people used to send postcards from vacation?
We're bringing that back.
Except you're not on vacation.
And it's our postcard.
Okay, it's not exactly the same thing.
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Stamp of Approval
{{{{ Sigh………………………… }}}}
Still no word from your island…..
Need a reason?
How about reaching out to your new best friends?
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Years?
Don't feel obligated to send us a postcard.
Really.
We're perfectly happy sitting here on a tropical island wondering why you don't love us.
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Unsupervised…
Send us a postcard! No stamp.
No envelope.
No trip to the mailbox.
Frankly, we're running out of ways to make this easier.
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BIP Recipe of the Week!
Still no postcard from you?
Larry noticed.
I told him not to make a thing of it.
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Tackle $$
Send us a postcard.
Stan says everybody else is doing it.
Stan is lying, but we admire his initiative.
Go ahead…you know you want to……
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Let There Be…….
Free Postcards…………….Go ahead.
Send us one.
Worst-case scenario, some people on an imaginary tropical island get ridiculously excited.
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‘Eli- The Big Guy!’
FREE postcard.
One click.
No stamp.
If we make this any easier, we're going to have to write it for you.
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The Call
Remember when people used to send postcards from vacation?
We're bringing that back. Except you're not on vacation.
And it's our postcard.
Okay, it's not exactly the same thing.
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Out of Reach!
Somewhere on a tropical island, a mailbox is waiting.
Actually it's right here.
We can see it from the studio.
Send us a FREE postcard.
You'll feel good.
We'll feel good.
Charles will finally have something to deliver.
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Who Ya Gonna Call….?
Don't feel obligated to send us a postcard.
Really.
We're perfectly happy sitting here on a tropical island wondering why you don't love us.
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Better Check…
Ya know, the holidays are comin?
We’d love to get a card from you.
But for now….we’ll just be happy with a free postcard.
Cool?
Go ahead.
Send one.
We’ll wait.
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‘Me First’rs
The only time things get tense around here are when the coffee maker quits.
What do we have to do to convince you to reach out with a postcard, huh?
Just…
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The Restroom
The Station’s weather app says it feels like 97°.
Nice to know the temperature has feelings.
Now get busy and send us a FREE postcard and introduce yourself.
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Beach Snacks Taste Better!
Make it stand out
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